Friday 22 August 2008

Welcome

Hi and welcome to the newest and most pointless blog on the world wide interweb. Today we wonder, has Jason Statham been in any good films? Can i pretend to watch Transporter for any other reason than looking at him? How many caesarean sections can a woman have? Can there be a "jiltee"? What was Max Payne about again?

All of these things are really interesting to nobody.

Also, the photocopier has one-touch settings which was good for a few minutes.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Apparently lots of chinese ladies had premature caesareans on the 08/08/08 cause they think 8 is a lucky number.

Anonymous said...

Really? There really supersticious in China aren't they. But 8 would need to be very lucky cause its got to be bad having a premature cesarian.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I know. Also, there's gonna be a bit of a baby boom (cause this super-lucky date only comes round every 100 years so everyone was tring to get pregnant 9 months ago) so it'll be hard to get school places, jobs etc. So not so lucky after all.

Anonymous said...

You're a pair of wanking shit-bags.

Anonymous said...

If you're only going to be nasty please go somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

I'm not nasty. But when someone is obviously a turd-brain I feel it is my duty to tell them. Fart-face.

Anonymous said...

Right that's it, I'm going to report you to a moderator.

Anonymous said...

There aren't any moderators on blogspot you cock-monger.

Anonymous said...

Right. That's the last time I ever visit this blog. It's not even very good anyway.

Anonymous said...

Oh no. boo hoo. please don't leave i'm so upset.

NOT!

You craptastic minge-face