Friday 29 August 2008

CELEBRITY GOSSIP, with David, that's me!

Ashley-Lou-Marylee Chizzlesplit has recently found religion. The peppy star of popular teen musical "Popular Teen Musical 4" has split with long-term (2 month) boyfriend Rie-ann Chasterburger announcing that she is going to marry God. It promises to be a glitzy affair organised by wedding planner to the stars, Talula Wintertonterton. OK! have secured all photographic rights. Ashley-Lou-Marylee says she's happier than ever and can't wait for the wedding night. Rie-ann was unavailable to comment as he is currently promoting his "auto"biography, "My Life to Now: 19 Years of Stuff that Happened to Me", described by The Independent as "quite a nice size and shape for a book."

Here's a picture of the couple in happier times. Drawn by me, on Barry Island Beach.



And for all Lesley LaBelle fans, we received word today that she's doing very well in rehab and thanks her fans for all their continued support.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg they're sooooooooooooo beautiful!!!! i really wish they'd get back together :'(

Anonymous said...

Ashley-Lou-Marylee needs to be careful. I read in Jesus Christ's autobiography that God raped his mum when she was engaged to another bloke (Joseph Christ) and made her pregnant. Luckily enough Joseph stood by Mary and raised Jesus as his own child.

God isn't the sort of bloke i'd want to get involved with. I think he's pretty violent. Ashley-Lou-Marylee should have stayed with her other bf.

Anonymous said...

I hear he has a mssive wang